stellae—lux:

It’s a beard kinda day.

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forgifen:

cardiac canyon close-up

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joydick:

when she sends you morning texts

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punkrightsactivist:

punkrightsactivist:

how do you find out if a fourteen year old smokes weed

just talk to them for like two minutes

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steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

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japcoregalore:

let me just park my fucking squid

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bonanzajellybean:

im-still-in-shock:

They’re making Hannibal evil… I shoulda seen this coming but still…

I was hoping he’d be an anti-hero at least. :(

HE EATS PEOPLE

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goatpolice:

hot teachers are almost as important as hot dads

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cumberbitchsandwich:

ex0skeletal:

Eating peanuts in the shell is a dangerous pastime. You never know when you’re gonna get one that tastes like Satan’s burnt asshole.

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